"Oh goodness, do I look so young?" Anne laughed, although I was thinking of her as Annie, for some reason. Little Annie. Charlie, you're a very bad man, said the angel on my left shoulder, but I was too busy paying attention to the angel kneeling between my legs. Goddamn, but she was stunning.

"It would be impolite of me to ask…" I lifted one of my legs so she could attach another lead.

"Twenty-nine." She snapped it on and tugged gently on one of the wires.

"Although I start aging backwards at thirty. Whoops, I think we lost one."

She cocked her head again, her eyes staring off into the distance as she felt for the lead higher up on my thigh, and I started wishing I'd worn underwear, because even without my Viagra, this girl was giving me a woody. Just watching her little pink tongue sneak out to the corner of her mouth as she concentrated, snapping the lead back in place, and the soft touch of her hand on my thigh as she pulled the wires through, was apparently enough. I was already at half-mast and rising.

"Okay, now the other side," she murmured, snaking her hand up the leg of my shorts and feeding the wires down under the elastic band.

"So, this sleep apnea thing," I said, trying to distract her, and myself, as she felt along my leg for the little circle. I was praying she didn't find my cock instead-except part of me was hoping she would. "Is it serious?"

"It can be." She nodded, her eyes meeting mine, and she pushed a stray lock of blonde hair behind her ear, snapping another lead in place. She worked her way down that leg, bending over slightly to get the last, her hair hanging in her face again, and I admired the swell of her behind in her scrub pants. Maybe scrubs weren't so bad after all.

"Well, I hope I pass the test." I watched her adjust the wires.

"Hm, this seems tight." She tugged at the leads attached to my legs. I jumped, managing not to gasp out loud. In all her feeding of the wires through my shorts, they had managed to find their way around my ever-rising cock and even underneath my tightening testicles. "Are they caught somewhere?"